But I have no such aspiration. For I am a superhero already.
I am not Batman. I am Night Writer, a one man write by night force feared by fictional villains the world over.
I am masked magnificence cloaked in creativity. I brandish no blaster. The weapon I wield is mightier than the sword. I am perilous with a pen and with it I bring chaos to an end.
It is I who protects your excursions into realms imagined. I am he who safeguards your right to delve into lands of fantasy, warp through space in starships, and live vicariously through your favorite protagonists.
I bring worlds to your doorstep and transport you through time. I write the page where your journey begins.
They call me a superhero. They call me Night Writer.
If this world no longer suits you, you're welcome in mine.