(I'm tired, but I tried.)
Q: How can you identify a cowardly book?A: Yellow runs down its spine.
Q: Why do heroes always win?
A: Because they're protagonists.
Q: How is plot like pudding?
A: It's better when it thickens.
eBooks redefined light reading.
I know I've been writing too much when I begin dreaming in third person limited.
Turning the kindle upside down does not reveal the other side of the page.I do not want your eyes glued to my book. That makes turning the pages problematic.
Please don't make your characters jump off the page at me. I'm old and it startles me when they do that.
Happy Friday everyone!
Please feel free to add your own Friday Funny in the comments! I could use a good laugh.
